Grant ([info]shroinke) wrote,
  • Mood: crushed
  • Music: Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night?

"Mr. Spock, status report"

"Monetary reserves?"
"98% depleted captain"

"Education systems?"
"Still intact but failing, time to critical failure: six months"

"Crew morale and will?"
"Sir, most of the crew has been killed or abandoned ship, this meeting is all that's left"

"Reinforcements?"
"Unlikely sir, the probability of this scenario being resolved has been proved dreadfully low"

"Mr. Spock, are you suggesting the situation is hopeless and that self destruction is the only end in sight?"
"That is correct captain"

Hehe, only late night creativity could merge Star Trek nerd humor with self-ridicule and suicidal tendencies.

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Anonymous

July 27 2005, 16:30:13 UTC 6 years ago

Buck up laddy, I'm movin to Naperthrill! Delicious Belgian beer will be drunk and expensive Dominican and Cuban cigars smoked. See you on August 15th, perhaps.
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